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Tuesday January 6, 2009
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 6:01 pm


Windows Media Center remains one of Vista's most underrated features, offering a slick, couch-friendly interface for watching TV shows and movies, listening to music, enjoying photo slideshows, and more.

But it's also a hacker's delight, able to perform all kinds of nifty tricks with a tweak here or a download there. Let's take a look at seven free and easy things you never imagined Windows Media Center could do.

1. Copy recorded TV shows to your iPod
Why buy the iTunes cow when you can get the Windows Media Center milk free? In other words, instead of paying Apple for TV shows you've already recorded on your PC, copy those shows to your iPod for on-the-go viewing. Normally this is tricky: WMC saves video in the DVR-MS format, which neither iTunes nor iPods can recognize. But freeware utility iPodifier makes simple work of converting DVR-MS files to an iPod-friendly format.


Sure, these might not be a surprise to you, it doesn't take too much googling or curiosity to figure out that you can watch Netflix from within Media Center, but I have to say, having an HTPC (or homemade TiVo, if you will) has enlightened me in a couple of ways.

Namely, I have no idea if there are new movies or TV shows out there. I have my Law & Order reruns, and whatever ends up on the Adult Swim lineup. But finding out about new stuff? I have to pick up and man-handle a physical copy of the Onion to broaden my horizons. Which is a little lame, because whenever something runs long they just tell you it's continued on their website, so why do I even bother touching something paper?

Because I'm having lunch at a pho joint and enjoying an hour of no TV and tubelessness. I haven't done that in over a month, I feel like I'm getting out of touch with my inner pho.

the above image google imaged. i have no idea who to credit
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:44 pm


The Texas Border Sheriff's Coalition has joined BlueServo in a public-private partnership to deploy the Virtual Community Watch, an innovative real-time surveillance program designed to empower the public to proactively participate in fighting border crime. The TBSC BlueServo Virtual Community Watch is a network of cameras and sensors along the Texas-Mexico border that feeds live streaming video to http://www.BlueServo.net. Users will log in to the BlueServo website and directly monitor suspicious criminal activity along the border via this virtual fence.


OK, that title is misleading, as immigration is already crowdsourced and requires little or no effort on the part of Texans.

But I've been bitten by the Bruce Schneier bug, so I really want to screw with this. I think it'll only take a handful of bored SA Goons to really overwhelm this system, sending patrols every which-a-way. And that's just for fun.

What you now need to get across this "monitored" border is to send one dude out there with a road-work vest, all glowy and visible, and from Mexico, proxy an observer to the States. Then you walk your dude in front of a webcam and report him. Once you see the lit tires at his part of the border, run a hundred dudes across another part. Done.

Feel safer now? You totally should.
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:29 pm


About a posside Aspire One A110 with SSD and want to mount a hard disk of the traditional type, is faced with several options, more or less complex and laborious: Use a 1.8-inch disk with ZIF interface (that of the IPod to understand) , install a 1.3-inch disk, or engage in the most fascinating and dangerous and mount a SATA disk from 2.5 inches in the case.

By leveraging the experience of a reader, Alfredo, we have prepared an article that explains precisely how to take the third option and mount a SATA disk from 2.5 inches on 'Aspire One A110.


In order to pull this off, you also have to own a Vespa and know how to properly deliver a "ciao".

It does dishearten me, however, to see "leverage" cross the pond. I mean, seriously, we get ciao, americanos, and the uneasy feeling that we may die without having touched a Bugatti, and then give them leverage? Way to shift that paradigm. Synergistically.

We need to find a way to take this out of the box and execute a win-win.
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:14 pm


He collapsed in his chair and stared blankly at the screen until my first wave of shock troops hit the enemy line. Then he said, "I've finally figured out why girls are so fucked up." Mind you, we were 16 and fond of worldly-sounding generalizations that concealed our lack of experience.

"How's that?" I asked, ordering the heavy infantry forward. The battle was on autopilot for the next few minutes.

"They don't play enough videogames."


Actually, I'm fairly certain that the statistics point in the other direction--women spend more time playing games, I think, and certainly a greater percentage of the ladies' population plays games. It's just that they're collecting grains of rice, where men do important, dirty, Team Fortressing.

I mean, once the rice game becomes competitive, perhaps bloodthirsty, men will participate to a greater degree. If there was a way to deny food to the poor, I imagine, you could get better overall reception of the project. Like, if I match a thousand definitions, then I get a steak. Given the costs of steak, I think my steak should be pitted against a hundred thousand rice definitions. Then women would be forced to play the game just to break even.

I dunno, I also stopped Folding@Home, I'm that evil.
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Monday January 5, 2009
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 9:19 pm


Apple seems to have no interest in selling a mid-range expandable Mac. But Mac enthusiasts have interest in buying one — and now they have an option, if they're game to take on Apple's potential wrath. EFI-X USA's new kit is priced at $1599 for the PC components and $199 for the EFI-X USB Boot Module. You can assemble it yourself, or you can inquire with EFI-X USA to pre-assemble and tune the CPU to 3.8 GHz for an additional fee. You must provide your own retail-purchased copy of Mac OS X ($129 suggested retail, $110 at Amazon).

The EFI-X kit offers the ability to run Mac OS X Leopard without hacks, to run Windows without special Boot Camp drivers, and to run nearly any other personal computer operating system from Linux to Solaris to OpenVMS! It's not quite the seamless experience of Apple's Mac computers, but it comes darn close. Its quad-core 3.82-GHz Core 2 Quad, combined with a fast Nvidia 8800 GT video card and 10,000-RPM Western Digital Velociraptor hard drive, leaves even today's quad-core Mac Pro in the dust. For anyone but scientific and engineering users, the EFI-X kit offers even more real-world performance than Apple's high-end, eight-core Mac Pro costing over twice as much.


My fascination with the Hackintosh grows. I have to admit, this bends the rules just enough to make it pretty damn cool. Plus, it gets you around the fanboy clause.

For serious, I spend a lot of time at coffee shops, for instance, I'm at a coffee shop right now. I'll probably be at one when you're reading this. And I look around, and there are a dozen or more MacBooks, and what are they doing? Money says a combination of Scrabu, er, Lexulous and word processing. But if you've spent the money on OS X, it's that much... aluminum?

i have no real understanding of what a slutty cheetress has to do with os x, but there you have it
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 8:59 pm


We had a chance to sit down with VIA's VP of sales and marketing, Richard Brown, earlier today to discuss the finer points of the company's position in the marketplace. While it was a intriguing conversation (mostly about the state of netbook and smartphone CPUs in 2009), our eye was caught by a prototype netbook he'd brought with him. The 'book in question is a Nano-driven model that will be sold under the "Dr. Mobile" brand name and dubbed the "FreeStyle." The system boasts a 1.3GHz CPU (which can be clocked to 1.6GHz), runs atop the VX800 chipset, features an 11.6-inch (1366 x 768) display, a proper trackpad with two real buttons, and sports 802.11b/g, Bluetooth, and optional onboard mobile broadband.


Having played with a couple of Atom-based netbooks, now, I have come to the conclusion that they embody their moniker perfectly. They're a breeze for, in the parlance, "surfing the 'net," but I got a little aggravated waiting for a handful of things to run. Granted, much of that was due to slowish hard drives, but for some things, I'm looking at you, Flash, they can really choke. From early tests, Nano has a lot of promise.

What gets me is this: I thought all Nanos were dual-core. This, apparently, isn't. What the Hell, Via? Why are you giving yourself the short stick?
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 8:11 pm


Natalie "Kommodore" Thompson just joined the rarified ranks of Zune Guy and the BlackBerry Storm Cankle Man with her very own Android tattoo. While obviously a fan of the brand new mobile OS, she says she did it mostly to show her support of open source in general, and ol' Tux lost out to the more-adorable little green bot (known affectionately around the Engadget HQ as "Marvin"). Add in that shutter shades t-shirt -- for a 100x multiplier -- and we're likely dealing with our very first fit-for-society tattoo nerd.


I hope that literature on this matter is clear: replicants are, in fact, equal to humans. They may lead uncertain, soulless lives, confined inside their false memories and manufactured experience, but with time and, perhaps, love, their humanity will come forward.

I mean, it's either that, or some chick hearts Google, a whole, whole lot. What's more likely? Cute chick getting an open-source logo tattooed on her arm, or that Google just built her? Yeah, I know, better get crackin' on that replicant legislation.
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 8:04 pm


Fallout 3 was easily one of the most anticipated games of last year, if not the last decade, and I was one of the people counting down the days until its release. I hadn't played any of its predecessors (a fact which completely invalidates any opinion I have about the game for many of you out there, to which I say, stop being such exclusionary elitist twerps), but what I knew about it boded well. I marked my calendar. I preordered the limited edition, complete with lunch box and bobblehead. I wore my Vault 101 t-shirt with geeky pride. At E3, I took the game for a half-hour test drive and clapped with glee. Literally. Finally, the glorious day arrived when I could play the game in earnest and I found, much to my surprise, that I hated it.


You know, I was so busy not enjoying this game for completely different reasons that this one completely escaped me.

But I don't think it's right, in any case. Because scarcity wasn't a problem in Fallout 3, and it should have been. If anything there was just too damn much treasure; but the lack of compelling reasons for enduring the side-quests is a problem that this game has, without doubt. Frankly, they're boring. Oh, deliver this. Nope, you can't. Go here. Nope, you can't. Go find the next place. Now you're rich, nice. Wait, you were rich anyway, because the morality metric is pretty cool about stealin'. Hell, it's pretty cool with murder.

Whatever. I maintain that this is just a big-budget total conversion.
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Friday January 2, 2009
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 7:05 pm


BioWare has released the first trailer for its upcoming title Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Knights of the Old Republic-informed MMO.

The trailer provides an overview of the project, and includes a decent amount of in-game footage.

The Old Republic was announced in October, and currently has no expected release date. Platforms have also not been detailed, beyond the obvious PC release.


I'm still waiting for Team Gizka to fix KOTOR II, because that's still way cooler than an MMO game. At least with an MMO, you can play and play and play and never finish. Assuming you keep paying, of course. That'll take you to game over in a most unsatisfying way.

My real worry is that there will be nothing in this game more than Jedi going around force-pulling kittens out of trees and bounty hunters collecting gears for a massive, pointless, grinding machine.
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 4:18 pm


There are enough crappy Chinese MP3 players to fill a toxic Shenzhen waste dump many times over, but the Oppo Muse G11, with its traditional d-pad and promise of 8-bit glories emulated: I want.

While some of the photos here clearly show a real device, you can see that modesty has inclined lil' Oppo to only be shown from the rear, save for in chaste rendering form. So hopefully the d-pad and traditional SNES/PlayStation four-button config makes it to the final stages of production. News today is pricing: 1099 yuan, or $160. That only appears to buy you a paltry 4GB, but throwing together a true emulation platform along with some pedestrian MP3 playing capabilities into decent-looking swivel-screen hardware doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.


I want my devices to multitask. Everyone does. When I travel, I bring my DSLR, my notebook, my DS, my PSP, my cell phone, and chargers for all devices. I don't shave, that's just one gadget too many. At press events, you'll see all the journos and sponsors looking shaggier and increasingly coffee-stained over the days, because clothes take a back seat to hardware.

I have chargers for all this crap and I resent them for it. Not because they consume power and have different power sources each, I'm fine with that and they all switch 110-240V, so I can (and have) MacGuyvered power to them all no matter what bizarre outlet I've faced. I resent them because they all only do one thing well. I can't (legitimately) play all my games without also dragging around their bulky media, and because of that, I find myself not gaming. If I feel like getting in some DS, you better believe the TV's on at the same time.

I want my cell phone to play my tunes, I want my cell phone to be my point-and-shoot. If my cell phone played ROMs, then I'd be hard-pressed to re-purchase Chrono Trigger, because I have my copies of the game and at least ROMs can port save games. I'll never buy a point-and-shoot for myself, it's too narrowly-purposed.

But there's a fine line. When a gadget's scope is too great, it becomes central and all things suffer. I would enjoy checking my email with my phone, but the ability to withstand my music library is more important. Suffice it to say, I still have my dedicated PMP.

And I still have my crappy phone.
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Monday December 29, 2008
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:34 pm


I will show you how to build a net gun out of materials available at any big box home improvement store. This net gun is capable of firing a 90 square foot net 15 to 25 feet using 80-100 psi of compressed air. The net is reusable, assuming your prey doesn't destroy or run off with it. The launcher section is modular and can be removed in case you want to modify it or use a different design. You could thread on some 1" PVC pipe and have a Christmas Cannon.

The net gun is similar to many pneumatic launchers, but instead of launching a single projectile, it launches four tractors that pull the net through the air. The tractors are based on the fact that the neck of a standard soda bottle fits very well over the outside of 1/2" PVC pipe.


Homemade net gun! Isn't the Internet wonderful? All the wholesomeness of Nerf with the badassery of The Bat.

Not that I endorse using this to get the gift you want or to punish someone who got you something thoughtless (honestly, now you have a freaking net gun, what else could you ask for?) but I'd be happy to see this used for the aforelinked Christmas Payback.

It's pretty hard to color-comment on this. Net gun! It's like having your own Walking Eye! A net gun!
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2 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:24 pm


Tired of talks about nothing but its driver problems, Creative is preparing a big announcement at CES, one aimed at unveiling the company's first 'stemcell computing' products. Teased over at Zii.com, the Zii is a processing chips which is expected to give Creative a new direction and help it put its hardware in a wide range of devices.

No actual info about the Zii chip is available as of now but with CES 2009 so close, we're not going to worry. We can wait.


But seriously, the Zii is about Stemcell computing? Are they all brain-damaged? They're definitely drinking the Daniel_K Kool-Aid. If not for the Wii-like moniker, then certainly for a branding that immediately conjures the image of pipe-bombs and violent extremists. At the very best, you still have the ethical questions over how they acquire their silicon.

Although, if they spin this well, it might come off as a nod to excellent bass reflex. "Get it with Zii--louder than all the Planned Parenthood bombings put together!"
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3 Comments | Posted by Max at 2:46 pm


A young couple, Heath Blom (26) and his girlfriend, Randi Young (24) were attending Christmas festivities at their grandparent's house. Blom had asked his grandparents earlier that year for a $1000 RC Airplane (?!) which he did not receive. Instead, he became the proud owner of a Nintendo Wii. A pretty sweet gift, if I do say so myself.

"Heath Blom wanted a remote-controlled airplane for Christmas, and not the Wii," said Sgt. Kuffer Kaltenborn.

Not happy with his present, Blom proceeded to make disparaging remarks about the console. His girlfriend, unhappy with his attitude started calling him names for making his grandparents upset. Tempers flared and then things got out of control.


Someone, please, find this guy, get a group of friends, dress up as a gang of Nintendo characters, and mess this dude up. Mario demands vigilante justice.

Heath, at the door: Uh, hullo?
Mario: Youa dislika ma console? Youa dishonor Mario!
Waluigi: Waaa, get 'im, fellas!
Princess Peach: Taste the curb, bitch!

image swiped from jaybronie
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Tuesday December 23, 2008
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 6:25 pm


With the Diablo series, Blizzard took the dungeon-crawling formula of games like Rogue and Angband and redefined it into the loot-driven action-role-playing game that so many others have come to imitate. So you'd think that Blizzard would just chill. But no, they need to see if they can show up the imitators by developing a third Diablo game for a modern audience -- one that might consider 2001, when Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction came out, as "ancient history." We recently talked with game director Jay Wilson and covered all sorts of nitty-gritty Diablo 3 topics, like why the Barbarian class is the only holdover from Diablo 2, what makes a Witch Doctor different than a Necromancer, and just how far along the classes are (you'd be surprised!).

1UP: You've worked on Dawn of War and Company of Heroes for Relic -- how did it feel to go from real-time strategy games, where you control a force of units going up against another force of units, to an RPG, where it's one guy versus a force of guys?

Diablo: Well, before I started at Relic, my previous experience was with first-person shooters -- Blood, Blood 2, and a few games that didn't get released -- so I have a lot of experience with action games...especially with "one versus many." Blood was very much a "one person versus tons and tons of enemies" type of game, so it kind of feels like coming home. The nice thing is that a lot of the core principles by which RTS games run -- the statistical approach to how you create units, how you create weapons and their damage -- there are a lot of parallels here. Sure, there are some differences, but there's enough cross-pollination that it doesn't feel that different, well, from a "what do I do on a day-to-day" basis kind of thing. When I play the game, obviously, it plays quite differently.


I cannot get over how cartoonish this game looks. Firefox says that cartoonish isn't a word. Cartoonly. Nope.

This game better have some ridiculously grotesque sound effects and an even more metal score, because right now it is to the good Ghostbusters cartoon what, you know, that crappy Ghostbusters cartoon was. If I ever played World of Warcraft I'd jump to the conclusion that they just imported a bunch of elements from there without so much as a palette-swap. But I can't, because I've never played that 11.5-million-strong timesucker, I've just seen people who once were my friends get fat on the outside and thin on the inside from too much WoW.

You know they're just going to dump in more upside-down rainbows, too, just to get back at the commentators. It'll be like seeing the Care Bears from the inside out.

i can't tell if i have fond memories of saturday-morning cartoons or not
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 6:02 pm


Looking back and reflecting on work done is the key to future success. Now that Prince of Persia has shipped to stores and is in the hands of gamers everywhere, Ubisoft Montreal has taken a step back to reflect on the final product in an interview with IGN. Producer Ben Mattes answered frank questions that ranged in topic from risks taken, 20/20 hindsight, and plans for future downloadable content and continuing the franchise.

IGN: When you look back at the development process for Prince of Persia, do you do so with a smile? Is there anything you would have changed about the approach taken to reboot this franchise?

Prince of Persia: I consider Prince of Persia to be a success and look back at the last three years very fondly. We set out to do some very specific things with Prince of Persia, and while the decisions we took are not universally loved, there are enough very positive comments out there (reviews, forum posts, etc) to make me feel proud of what we accomplished.


I don't know if taking a challenging franchise and removing the challenge to better target the mainstream counts as a risky innovation, but I for one am a little happy to not get punished for enjoying a game that tells a fine story in a beautifully-rendered world that showcases the underlying technology. That said, they didn't take a risk there and as a player I don't feel like playing the game involves risk. There's a fine line, I guess, with nuts on one side and wimps on the other. I prefer to hover above that line on a cloud of smug, but hey, that's what being a critic involves.

It seems to me that there's an imaginary slider with all games, with challenge at one side and story on the other. Well, that doesn't really work since you can have both difficult games that tell a good tale, I guess that's why people still buy Metal Gear games, but if you have a strong plot, I'd rather see a game that pulls you along rather than prevents you at every possible opportunity.

Games that are difficult are their own reward; take your average pop music simulator. They have no story and would be worse for it. Ninja Gaiden, same boat. They're monotonous in a sense, but that's the point. It's about personal challenge. If I'm reading a book and really into it, I don't want to decipher the next chapter before I can read it.

This is something that's come up a few times with my friends: which story does the game best create? Its own plot, or your story about you playing? Is it important to balance the two? Do these stories conflict? Should they? Spoon?

I'm going to get back to making more smug. It's pretty easy to make it at home. All you need is a mirror and some ethanol.
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 5:41 pm


Everyone needs a little more game-codependent, loving/ hating reviewers, and in this case, Yahtzee will do, even if his friends are there generally diluting the vitriol.

I'm happy to add to the stack, though. Fallout 3 isn't a good game. It's fun, and it's the only Fallout game since Fallout 2, so in that sense, it's awesome, but the whole thing is canned, the game introduces new weapons, not new concepts, recycles the same hackneyed morality system with the one tweak being how easily you can abuse it, introduces a trade mechanic so limited that you rightly avoid it completely after a few hours of earning, and pushes absolutely zero boundaries. Cursing a lot is a mask that hides the fact that this game is so safe you could shatter and eat it without passing a drop of blood.

yes, i know it's not the only fallout game since fallout 2, but fallout tactics: brotherhood of steel just doesn't sound as pretty
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Monday December 22, 2008
2 Comments | Posted by Max at 7:55 pm


Two of Australia's largest internet service providers Optus and iiNet have applied to take part in the pilot, due to start next Wednesday, but are still waiting to hear if they have been accepted into the program.

"The department is still evaluating applications that were put forward for participation in that pilot," said a spokesperson for Communications Minister Stephen Conroy's office.

The delay means customers have been left confused about whether or not they will be affected by the trial.


(6:47:04 PM) Eric: as for aussies, think it'll work better than their porn filter?
(6:48:00 PM) Max: I don't know much about port blocking on such a large scale. I know that Skype and other VOIP clients use the same ports, as well as a handful of VPNs.
(6:48:34 PM) Max: That's the technological equivalent of teaching Creationism in schools.
(6:49:23 PM) Max: But it sounds like they're doing it by adding to the banned websites list, and that just plain doesn't work.
(6:50:30 PM) Eric: brilliant.

the above image is a shot of a 16-year-old defeating australia's porn filter in, like, 15 minutes. talk about stamina
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0 Comments | Posted by Max at 6:05 pm


Make them forget the craptastic present inside by wrapping it with some Uncut U.S. Currency ($15-$900). Available in crisp $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or $50 sheets. Just tell them to go easy on the opening.


I really wish that I'd have found this earlier, but there you have it. You know that guy who's hard to buy for? The guy who honestly says, "You know, if you really want to make my holiday, I just want cash. I don't know what I want, whether it be books, booze, or broads, cash'll get me what fits my fancy." OK, so maybe only I say things like that, and really, I have enough books. I mean, the only reason people ever buy gift certificates is because you don't know what to give but cash and for whatever reason have problems with that. So this'll get you around that shortcoming. And hey, uncut things are better.

(That's what she said.)
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Sunday December 21, 2008
0 Comments | Posted by Kurtis at 12:42 am


I can't find words...
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Friday December 19, 2008
0 Comments | Posted by Max at 7:11 pm
Like millions of other Chinese, Li Zhanjun lives in a dwelling that is fireproof, noise proof, warm in winter, cool in summer and the epitome of an eco-friendly design. Moreover, it's cheap.

Li lives in a cave.

About 20 million Chinese still reside in caves and dirt-covered dwellings on the Loess Plateau that straddles the middle and upper reaches of the Yellow River in China's northwest.

Some of the caves have been passed down for generations, with hard-packed earthen walls, electrical wiring, piped-in plumbing and other modern conveniences, including cable television.

Longtime cave dwellers are often passionate about their way of life, saying they are shielded from the elements in a practical and efficient fashion, dwelling along hillsides and leaving valuable arable land in valleys for growing crops.


So next time you read that hackneyed turn of a phrase, "unless you've been living in a cave for the past X years," in a hardware review (about the superiority of whatever product line is being reviewed, doubtlessly) you can smirk to yourself thinking, yeah, well, 20 million people live in caves and even they know you're a bad writer. I mean, I'd have jumped to that conclusion anyway, so this is icing on the cake, or the proverbial high-speed Internet in the cave.

Well, it should be a proverb. Part of the Church of Web 2.0, alit by the loving glow of Ajax.
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